You never wake me up. You want to eat ramen just as much. You always answer when I talk to you, anyway.

[two can play at this game, after all. heung soo can raise all the arguments he wants, and while those points may be legitimate and true, it's still only one part of the equation. now, nam soon is definitely no math whiz, but he knows that you can't have a complete equation without both parts of it. it just won't add up.

especially because he knows this is a pile of bullshit concocted just for the sake of it. sure, that sort of teasing is essentially a natural part of their existence, and a huge aspect in how they cope with things... but it's just as fun and easy to refuse it and combat the logic.]

The way you deny things makes you just as embarrassing, you dumb bastard. [he heaves a dramatic sigh, but there's a smile still lingering on his lips. nam soon's going to just call it as he sees it until it comes back to bite him in the ass.

...which will probably be sooner, rather than later.]