ic inbox; (cerealia)

[unpresidential]

[courtesy of a generic automated female voice:]

"The person you are trying to reach is currently unavailable. Please leave your message after the tone."

Comments

[unpresidential]

[someone's retention of the dating match results is short, because he's totally confused as to who this is and why they're asking him.]

? Why are you asking me this.

...Who are you?

[mermaiding]

Oona.

The thing paired us. Or wanted to? Should have gotten message.

[unpresidential]

Oh. That thing. Saw it.

I thought it was just spam. [but maybe not?]