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You lost all your credibility the second you called yourself a "tough and cool hyungnim."

Lame bastard. Fend for yourself for dinner tonight.

[he's 800% done with you right now, heung soo.]

this icon is just as gay as the conversation tbh

[unathletic]

Fine. I'll go eat ramen out. By myself.

[ the only true way to stab nam soon in the heart, let's be real. ]

as their whole existence, you mean

[unpresidential]

I can't promise you'll have any blankets or pillows to sleep with tonight.

[nam soon will be vindictive if he's going to be that kind of bastard!]

never even a single straight thread

[unathletic]

I'll just crawl into your bed instead. [ Might be halfway serious, actually.. But it's most likely meant as a joke foremost, since otherwise there's no way he could just say it like that.

.. type it like that. Whatever. ]

well considering canon doesn't give them that chance anyway

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Yah, who says you're invited. I'll push you right onto the floor if you even think about it.

[yeah, joking about it this way is pretty much the only way they're gonna talk about it. even if the amount oftimes they've fallen asleep next to each other or in the same bed is far more than they could even imagine keeping track of.]

[unathletic]

I'll take you down with me.

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Annoying bastard.

[unathletic]

[ He knows exactly what kind of face Nam Soon is making right now.

Can you blame him for it making him smile a little bit with amusement? ]

Make us something good for dinner. I'll be back a little later.

[unpresidential]

I'll make sure to spit in it for you.

[obviously, he won't. he's just annoyed that this bastard always knows what to say to annoy him, and then can smoothly change the topic like it's nothing. so of course he has to put an extra twist on it. something about getting the last word in, even if it sparks a retaliation.

it's not like it matters, he'll make something good for dinner and make sure that his best friend eats well regardless.]

[unathletic]

Sounds delicious.

[ Mostly since he knows Nam Soon wouldn't do that.. sure, they pull pranks on each other, but it's not really that sort of stuff. It's just that Heung Soo's got the upper hand enough that the other guy feels he has to retaliate like that. And Heung Soo knows it very well. It's hilarious.

Maybe the rest of work today won't be so bad after all. ]

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I'll spit extra just for you.

[obviously, he won't. but they both know that, and it's not a line he would ever dare cross, anyway. still, it makes him smile that heung soo will just play along anyway, even if it would have been fun to get a (somehow more) snarky response.]

Don't be too late. [he thinks that probably goes without saying, but he says it anyway. because he can. actual housewife go nam soon...]

[unathletic]

I won't be.

[ A little later, yes, since he still has quite a bit to do.. but he won't be back too late either - he's got to at least get some quality time in with his bastard each day, after all.

Even if it's something dumb like Nam Soon napping while leaning against him as he does something else. It's the little things. ]

See you then.