If I got what I ask for, then you'd be napping all the time. [ "So I don't have to deal with you" is the implication.. even though that's the exact opposite of what he wants. Life is hard for Heung Soo. ]
If I did that, you'd still wake me up. You're an annoying bastard if I try to do that anyway. [someone would wake him up to make sure he ate and bathed and all that shit.]
My friend is a big fan of you, he's heard a lot about your great deeds. He's feeling a little down, so maybe you could give him some words of encouragement?
[ NOT THAT HE'S.. REALLY GOING TO DO THAT.. he's not going to talk to Naruto, okay, he's not going to risk it. But he might as well pretend for bickering purposes. ]
Yah, if you're going to make jokes, at least make them funny.
Don't forget who always wanted to be the star back then.
[way back, when they were kids, of course. nam soon didn't usually care, he was perfectly fine being sasuke because he was ~totally cool~ or whatever. the protagonist role always suited heung soo more anyway (even if their own canon flipped that switch). besides, it's just more fun to try and turn the teasing around. nam soon hates losing these types of arguments.]
[ Of course Nam Soon has to retaliate with reminding him of yet another embarrassing thing.. that only feels more embarrassing now the real deal is here in this place. How are you even supposed to cope with that kind of thought. ]
It's because I am.
[ So the only thing he can do to save his dignity even just a little bit is just stubbornly cling on to that right now.. ]
That didn't work out last time we tried it. You're no good for my rival.
[being rivals just makes them cry anyway. do they really need seven episodes of misery before realizing the people suited for the role are kang-ssaem and jung ho?]
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[ except for him sort of taking the duty of babysitting a tantrumming baby upon himself during the tsunami days.. ]
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[that and the fact that they both know this just comes with the territory.]
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[ As in, "I'm definitely going to make him harass you now for that, you bastard." ]
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[double-speak for "how the fuck do you talk to naruto" and "don't you fucking dare, you weird bastard."]
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[ NOT THAT HE'S.. REALLY GOING TO DO THAT.. he's not going to talk to Naruto, okay, he's not going to risk it. But he might as well pretend for bickering purposes. ]
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Don't forget who always wanted to be the star back then.
[way back, when they were kids, of course. nam soon didn't usually care, he was perfectly fine being sasuke because he was ~totally cool~ or whatever. the protagonist role always suited heung soo more anyway (even if their own canon flipped that switch). besides, it's just more fun to try and turn the teasing around. nam soon hates losing these types of arguments.]
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It's because I am.
[ So the only thing he can do to save his dignity even just a little bit is just stubbornly cling on to that right now.. ]
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[yeah, he went there.]
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If you're the protagonist, at least let me be your rival. Something like that is wasted on Oh Jung Ho.
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[being rivals just makes them cry anyway. do they really need seven episodes of misery before realizing the people suited for the role are kang-ssaem and jung ho?]
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Is it since it's going to look weird when the hero is clinging to the rival? [ Not what Nam Soon implied, but he might as well make that out of it. ]
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[this goes two ways, you bastard.]
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I can't help it that I didn't know your survival rate is like an actual fictional character's.
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[ Ugh. The only way he'll ever use that, since it has such a terrible Ki Deok aftertaste that just doesn't go away.. ]
What style don't I have?
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Lame bastard. Fend for yourself for dinner tonight.
[he's 800% done with you right now, heung soo.]
this icon is just as gay as the conversation tbh
[ the only true way to stab nam soon in the heart, let's be real. ]
as their whole existence, you mean
never even a single straight thread
well considering canon doesn't give them that chance anyway
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