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Don't think I forgot, you crazy punk.

["i want to eat ramen." nam soon hasn't forgotten that day. it sounded especially hilarious coming from jung-ssaem's mouth, after all.]

[unathletic]

[ Don't think he forgot that either.. that embarrassment is going to last a lifetime, especially if Nam Soon won't Elsa it up and let it go. ]

I think you're making something up. [ He's going to deny it for the rest of his life, too. ]

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[a kingdom of isolation, and it looks like nam soon's the queen...]

Ssaem would remember it too. [live in denial all you want, you dumb bastard.]

[unathletic]

[ HE'LL BE DOING JUST THAT, THANKS..!! This is just about as embarrassing as starting about the Naruto run, god. ]

Trying to involve her in your dumb plans?

[unpresidential]

[deny it all you want, heung soo. it doesn't change the truth.]

If it'll help.

[unathletic]

I hope Naruto's fingers slip and he accidentally texts you.

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You'll be the first person I forward it to.

50 times.

I TOLD YOU I'D TAG YOU WHILE YOU'RE ASLEEP don't underestimate me!!!!

[unathletic]

Sorry, but the number you're trying to reach is not in service.

i still can't even believe!!!

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Heung Soo-yah...

Heung Soo-yahhh...

Heung Soooooo-yaaaaaaaahhhhh....

1 / 2

[unathletic]

[ that moment when the guy you made out with is actually a five year old...

He ignores the messages for a good minute or so, but you know, it never lasts. He's not as good at ignoring the other as he likes to pretend - in fact, he utterly sucks at it. ]

[unathletic]

What.

[unpresidential]

It worked.

[unathletic]

[ There's just no winning in his life with this bastard, is there? ]

You sure are desperate for my attention. [ No shit, what tipped you off? The whiny calling of your name? ]

[unpresidential]

It's the most fun to annoy you.

[probably because he literally doesn't care enough about anyone else to do this to.]

[unathletic]

I never asked for this.

[ except for him sort of taking the duty of babysitting a tantrumming baby upon himself during the tsunami days.. ]

[unpresidential]

You don't always get what you ask for.

[that and the fact that they both know this just comes with the territory.]

[unathletic]

If I got what I ask for, then you'd be napping all the time. [ "So I don't have to deal with you" is the implication.. even though that's the exact opposite of what he wants. Life is hard for Heung Soo. ]

[unpresidential]

If I did that, you'd still wake me up. You're an annoying bastard if I try to do that anyway. [someone would wake him up to make sure he ate and bathed and all that shit.]

[unathletic]

Only since I wouldn't want a guy smelling like a homeless person stinking up the apartment.

[unpresidential]

You were the one who wanted me to stay there to begin with, stop complaining about it now.

[unathletic]

Why are you so good at bringing up embarrassing things, you bastard?

[unpresidential]

If I didn't, you'd conveniently forget a lot of thing.

[unathletic]

Do you think I can just find Naruto in the register here?

[ As in, "I'm definitely going to make him harass you now for that, you bastard." ]

[unpresidential]

He's here, so... probably. What the hell would you even say to that guy.

[double-speak for "how the fuck do you talk to naruto" and "don't you fucking dare, you weird bastard."]

[unathletic]

My friend is a big fan of you, he's heard a lot about your great deeds. He's feeling a little down, so maybe you could give him some words of encouragement?

[ NOT THAT HE'S.. REALLY GOING TO DO THAT.. he's not going to talk to Naruto, okay, he's not going to risk it. But he might as well pretend for bickering purposes. ]