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[unpresidential]

You'd miss it too much. I'm not the only one of us who wants to eat it.

[unathletic]

What kind of garbage is coming out of this bastard's mouth now?

[ SO TSUNDERE FOR RAMEN IT HURTS... ]

[unpresidential]

Don't think I forgot, you crazy punk.

["i want to eat ramen." nam soon hasn't forgotten that day. it sounded especially hilarious coming from jung-ssaem's mouth, after all.]

[unathletic]

[ Don't think he forgot that either.. that embarrassment is going to last a lifetime, especially if Nam Soon won't Elsa it up and let it go. ]

I think you're making something up. [ He's going to deny it for the rest of his life, too. ]

[unpresidential]

[a kingdom of isolation, and it looks like nam soon's the queen...]

Ssaem would remember it too. [live in denial all you want, you dumb bastard.]

[unathletic]

[ HE'LL BE DOING JUST THAT, THANKS..!! This is just about as embarrassing as starting about the Naruto run, god. ]

Trying to involve her in your dumb plans?

[unpresidential]

[deny it all you want, heung soo. it doesn't change the truth.]

If it'll help.

[unathletic]

I hope Naruto's fingers slip and he accidentally texts you.

[unpresidential]

You'll be the first person I forward it to.

50 times.

I TOLD YOU I'D TAG YOU WHILE YOU'RE ASLEEP don't underestimate me!!!!

[unathletic]

Sorry, but the number you're trying to reach is not in service.

i still can't even believe!!!

[unpresidential]

Heung Soo-yah...

Heung Soo-yahhh...

Heung Soooooo-yaaaaaaaahhhhh....

1 / 2

[unathletic]

[ that moment when the guy you made out with is actually a five year old...

He ignores the messages for a good minute or so, but you know, it never lasts. He's not as good at ignoring the other as he likes to pretend - in fact, he utterly sucks at it. ]

[unathletic]

What.

[unpresidential]

It worked.

[unathletic]

[ There's just no winning in his life with this bastard, is there? ]

You sure are desperate for my attention. [ No shit, what tipped you off? The whiny calling of your name? ]

[unpresidential]

It's the most fun to annoy you.

[probably because he literally doesn't care enough about anyone else to do this to.]

[unathletic]

I never asked for this.

[ except for him sort of taking the duty of babysitting a tantrumming baby upon himself during the tsunami days.. ]

[unpresidential]

You don't always get what you ask for.

[that and the fact that they both know this just comes with the territory.]

[unathletic]

If I got what I ask for, then you'd be napping all the time. [ "So I don't have to deal with you" is the implication.. even though that's the exact opposite of what he wants. Life is hard for Heung Soo. ]

[unpresidential]

If I did that, you'd still wake me up. You're an annoying bastard if I try to do that anyway. [someone would wake him up to make sure he ate and bathed and all that shit.]

[unathletic]

Only since I wouldn't want a guy smelling like a homeless person stinking up the apartment.

[unpresidential]

You were the one who wanted me to stay there to begin with, stop complaining about it now.

[unathletic]

Why are you so good at bringing up embarrassing things, you bastard?

[unpresidential]

If I didn't, you'd conveniently forget a lot of thing.

[unathletic]

Do you think I can just find Naruto in the register here?

[ As in, "I'm definitely going to make him harass you now for that, you bastard." ]