ic inbox; (cerealia)

[unpresidential]

[courtesy of a generic automated female voice:]

"The person you are trying to reach is currently unavailable. Please leave your message after the tone."

Comments

text;

[unathletic]

Did Naruto just post on the network.

[ DID YOU SEE THE THING.. IS HE HALLUCINATING. IS THIS REAL LIFE. He's supposed to be the sensible one here, you tell him!! ]

[unpresidential]

[he didn't see the thing yet, so he checks the network after reading this and stares. so hard.

give him a couple of minutes and there'll be a reply.]

If it was anywhere else, I'd say cosplayer.

This place, though. [everything's so damn anime that he could be really. could that like, really be legitimate real naruto? does he even want to know? nam soon's not about to go ask the guy on the network post, but... still. still.

how do they even deal with that?]

[unathletic]

[ God. All these anime-like people around were already bad enough, but now there's.. an actual anime? A honest to god, legitimate character from a manga they've both read?

Heung Soo has to rub his forehead for a moment. ]

You're not going to ask him, are you?

[unpresidential]

Are you?

[he answers the question with a question... mostly because it's self-explanatory to nam soon. of course he's not going to ask, because that would be awkward. how is he supposed to talk to an actual real, live anime? that's an oxymoron in itself...]

[unathletic]

He'd just tell me to believe it.

[unpresidential]

Dattebayo, Park Heung Soo.

[unathletic]

Maybe you can start eating ramen with him instead. I'll finally be free.

[unpresidential]

You'd miss it too much. I'm not the only one of us who wants to eat it.

[unathletic]

What kind of garbage is coming out of this bastard's mouth now?

[ SO TSUNDERE FOR RAMEN IT HURTS... ]

[unpresidential]

Don't think I forgot, you crazy punk.

["i want to eat ramen." nam soon hasn't forgotten that day. it sounded especially hilarious coming from jung-ssaem's mouth, after all.]

[unathletic]

[ Don't think he forgot that either.. that embarrassment is going to last a lifetime, especially if Nam Soon won't Elsa it up and let it go. ]

I think you're making something up. [ He's going to deny it for the rest of his life, too. ]

[unpresidential]

[a kingdom of isolation, and it looks like nam soon's the queen...]

Ssaem would remember it too. [live in denial all you want, you dumb bastard.]

[unathletic]

[ HE'LL BE DOING JUST THAT, THANKS..!! This is just about as embarrassing as starting about the Naruto run, god. ]

Trying to involve her in your dumb plans?

[unpresidential]

[deny it all you want, heung soo. it doesn't change the truth.]

If it'll help.

[unathletic]

I hope Naruto's fingers slip and he accidentally texts you.

[unpresidential]

You'll be the first person I forward it to.

50 times.

I TOLD YOU I'D TAG YOU WHILE YOU'RE ASLEEP don't underestimate me!!!!

[unathletic]

Sorry, but the number you're trying to reach is not in service.

i still can't even believe!!!

[unpresidential]

Heung Soo-yah...

Heung Soo-yahhh...

Heung Soooooo-yaaaaaaaahhhhh....

1 / 2

[unathletic]

[ that moment when the guy you made out with is actually a five year old...

He ignores the messages for a good minute or so, but you know, it never lasts. He's not as good at ignoring the other as he likes to pretend - in fact, he utterly sucks at it. ]

[unathletic]

What.

[unpresidential]

It worked.

[unathletic]

[ There's just no winning in his life with this bastard, is there? ]

You sure are desperate for my attention. [ No shit, what tipped you off? The whiny calling of your name? ]

[unpresidential]

It's the most fun to annoy you.

[probably because he literally doesn't care enough about anyone else to do this to.]

[unathletic]

I never asked for this.

[ except for him sort of taking the duty of babysitting a tantrumming baby upon himself during the tsunami days.. ]

[unpresidential]

You don't always get what you ask for.

[that and the fact that they both know this just comes with the territory.]